Jive Turkey

We're thankful Truck Turner (Isaac Hayes) is not pursuing our pimpmobile and foiling our game.

Lundgren: The Real Norris

We know everybody thinks Chuck Norris is a superhero. We've heard the tall tales of epic Norris-ness, like, the fist under the beard and fathering Optimus Prime. Shit, I happen to know, on good authority, that only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires. But, Did YOU know Dolph Lundgren is THE REAL DEAL?! We understand your confusion. But, the man has a list of accomplishments that would make the built-up, mythical Norris pee his pants. Chemical engineer, Fulbright scholar, Third degree black belt, ex-swedish elite marine, speaker of three languages, and ex-boyfriend of Grace Muthafuckin' Jones(WE were SO sure he was a white supremacist). We figured out his one fatal flaw was his lack of Norrisonian mysteriousness... oh well.

No Halloween is Complete without Makeup

Since we are independently wealthy, we decided to drop a ridiculous amount of money on a style consultant because we all know you can't pull off your slutty costume without good make-up. So we introduce Jesse Ireland to make them look at your face a little after they are tired of looking at your mini-skirt. Your crotch does get boring sometimes.... sometimes...

Creepy Sunday!!!!!

Nothing like spending your hang-over being reminded of the reason why you feel the need to get that drunk in the first place! Religion! So here is a little installment we like to call, "Creepy Sunday". We present Circle Square. It's a Faith-based children's program that shows us the joys of Sunday morning. Try to figure out which of the children on the program will have serious drug problems in their future! Or, which ones are on drugs while the program was being shot! Also, see if you can spot one particular child who looks like there might be a gun pointed at his or her head off-camera! Have fun! It's Creepy Sunday!!!!

Openly Asian

We hope you all know that we are asiaphiles. Really! Honestly, who doesn't want to hook up with a cute asian on a Friday night. If you don't, we think you are weird. So, here is a movie to remind you that there are cultural differences between you and the asian. If you don't notice any cultural differences, then they are not real asians. You got fooled. Pay attention.







There was much hullabaloo about that video being racist. We know. Asians don't eat Jello.

Watching the Past From the Future!!!!!!!

Do you like the fact that a bumble bee on a video game Looks like a bumble bee and not just 8 pixels of black and yellow that you interpret as a bee because of the deceivingly well-drawn cover. Well, we do, too. But, in some cases things are just better when they are not on the cutting edge of anything. Not talking about Scott Pilgrim. We are talking about the Telescreen on Conan. So, let's dive in and see why crappy superimposed mouths work so well when trying to digest Don King's greedy, fat ramblings, per se.

We Could All Learn A Lot from This Person................

I guess this could be called, "People That Inspire Us: Round 2". Yesterday we were re-inspired by politics and today we are re-inspried by science, specifically, genetics......