It's Hump Day and you know you are not excited about it. Mostly because nobody who is anybody drinks on Wednesday anymore. We both know you are hung over from yesterday and trying to be ready for tomorrow because you are going to do it all over again and regret it Friday when you actually WANT to go out, but can't break the vicious cycle and have to wait 'til Saturday making you hungover on Sunday which is the day you were SUPPOSED to do laundry and clean. This is when you manage to tell your self you are going to have a more productive week and are committed to starting strong on Monday, only to manage holding in your rage and frustration 'til Tuesday because the clarity of Monday had the opposite effect it was supposed to on your self esteem. And THIS is why you are getting a video to help you at least feel comfort in the fact that you didn't take up the same habits with acid as you did with booze. 'Cause this is what you would look like:
THAT'S RIGHT!! You end up with an eye patch, excess body hair, nut-huggers, and the giggles!
...Wait... That kinda sounds fun... I think I don't WANT to be an miserable nine-to-fiver like you people. I'M going to go run NAKED in the under 20 lbs. section of the Thompkins Square dog park holding my arms out and making airplane noises right now! SCREW YOU SQUARES!!!!
it's all about titrating properly.
ReplyDeleteOnly in public, my friend. Only in public... And no, I don't know what that means. I'm just goin' with it.
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